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You cant ignore laws of nature by I-Take-It-Back You cant ignore laws of nature by I-Take-It-Back
I saw many people on deviantart using this in their “♂ + ♀ = A baby. It's almost like they were made for each other or something...”
And they were attacked by homosexuals and gay fans saying they are “homophobes”. Some won’t even like people saying “man +women make children naturally”, they find it highly offensive and call it homophobic. I think heterophobes and homosexist should grow up and stop getting butthurt over simple facts of natures that man and women together makes something new.


So are you one of those LGBT’s who gets butthurt over simple things ???
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CutePatoots Featured By Owner 5 days ago
 What about infertiles? 
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Shawna1111 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
True, but love isn't always about children.  There are plenty of couples (gay and straight) who don't have children and are perfectly happy.
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Meltakeru Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
and who wants to take does babies when you don't want them. US.
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TanbirdTheArtist Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Sigh*...what about infertiles? So you are one of the weird homophobes that scream over normal things? *smiles* I guess that maybe I should move on from disgusting stamps like these.
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Skystar-the-cat Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
LGBT's get butthurt? You "homophobes" as they (correctly) called you, are the ones getting butthurt over something that doesn't affect you AT ALL. Why do you care what people do? People get shot because they just want to love who they want, and you think YOUR rights are being attacked?  What the actual fuck?
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moon-soup Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that's why we're overpopulated, get your head out your ass
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sneky-ferret Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
noduh
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kirby65422 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2017
Yes, Male + Female = Baby.
I don't mean to sound like a SJW but saying that it's nature is a misconception.
I've heard of an all-female lizard species that can reproduce asexually by cloning itself. (I know, it's pretty crazy)

Homosexuality all comes down to how we think about romance. If people don't swing one way and swing the other way, then there's no problem doing so. But I do have problem with homosexuals attacking people just because they have a certain opinion that the homosexuals disagree with.
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Kissasheep Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Think I just remembered something
I think I left the faucet running
Now my words are filling up the tub
Darling, you're just soaking in it
But I know you'll get out the minute
You notice all your fingers pruning up

I'm tired of being careful, gentle, trying to keep the water warm
Let me under your skin
Uh-oh, there it goes, I said too much, it overflowed
Why do I always spill?

I feel it coming out my throat
Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap
God, I wish I never spoke
Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap

I feel it coming out my throat
Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap
God, I wish I'd never spoke
Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap

Think I got myself in trouble
So I fill the bath with bubbles
Then I'll put the towels all away
Should've never said the word "love"
Threw a toaster in the bathtub
I'm sick of all the games I have to play

I'm tired of being careful, gentle, trying to keep the water warm
Let me under your skin
Uh-oh, there it goes, I said too much, it overflowed
Why do I always spill?

I feel it coming out my throat
Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap
God, I wish I never spoke
Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap

I feel it coming out my throat
Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap
God, I wish I'd never spoke
Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap

I feel it coming out my throat
Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap
God, I wish I never spoke
Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap

I feel it coming out my throat
Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap
God, I wish I'd never spoke
Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap
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yehudihasidi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017  New Deviant Professional Digital Artist
OH DAMN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET A JOB
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Kissasheep Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
IM 16
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yehudihasidi Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2017  New Deviant Professional Digital Artist
in my country you can anyways work at 16
fuck
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Kissasheep Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Well I have school so your a frick
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RuffledRidge Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2017
just another reason homosexuality is better than heterosexuality~
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yehudihasidi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017  New Deviant Professional Digital Artist
women are tools


jk
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Jinarchy Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2017  Student Digital Artist
ya man we're gardening tools ;)
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TomTheAsshat Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
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ChocolateCherity1245 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no!  doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell,  a
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yehudihasidi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017  New Deviant Professional Digital Artist
inject air in your blood
do a favor to this world
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Galactic-Fire Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Nothing but shaved pussy in my iPhone
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And you are not us, so don't try holmes
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AVOlD Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Only ? Not all women can have children 
and not all men can help women create children.
also
not everyone wants to shove a large parasite out of their body 
and not everyone can afford that shit 
+ heterophobia is 
not a 
thing ?
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rusticc Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So they're finally here, performing for you 
If you know the words, you can join in too 
Put your hands together if you want to clap 
As we take you through this fun-ky rap!  HUH! 
  
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
  
* He's the leader of the bunch.  You know him well. 
He's finally back to kick some tail! 
[Break: 2 Measures, Monkey Yells](1) 
His coconut gun can fire in spurts 
If he shoots ya, [Monkey Yell] it's gonna hurt! (2) 
He's bigger!  faster!  and stronger too! 
He's the first member of the DK crew! 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong!  HEY! 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong is here! 

[Break: 1 Measure] 
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes! 
She shrinks in size to suit her mood! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be 
She floats in air and climbs up trees! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
If you choose her, you won't choose wrong 
With a skip and a hop, she's ONE COOL KONG! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
[Break: 4 Measures] 
  
He has no style, he has no grace 
This Kong...has a funny face 
He can handstand when he wants to 
And stretch his arms out just for you! 
[Break: 1 Measure] 
In-flate himself just like a balloon 
This cra-zy Kong just digs this tune!  HEY! 
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong! 
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong is here! 

[Break: 2 Measures] 
He's back again, and about time, too 
And this time, he's in the mood! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
He can fly real high 
with his jetpack on... 
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! 
He can make you smile when you hear his tune... 
[Break: 1 Measure] 
But, Kremlings beware 
'cause he's out after you! 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
(fading) 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
D. K.... 
  
Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you! 
It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew! 
This Kong's...so strong, it isn't funny! 
Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease 
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze 
He may move slow; he can't jump high 
But this Kong's one heck of a guy!  Hehehe... 

[Break: 2 Measures] 
Come on Cranky! 
Take it to the stage! 
  
** Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells! 
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells! 
** REPEAT 
Oh, yeah! 
  
[Break: 4 Measures] 
  
* REPEAT (and fading)
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yehudihasidi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017  New Deviant Professional Digital Artist
hang yourself
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rusticc Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nah
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sonic123678 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2017
What if either were infertile?
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TotalFandomTrash Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
Lmao I can't stop laughing 
"heterophobe" 
oh god, it's too funny.
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Aphalyte Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I guess your right. But then technically..
Fuck...
You...
It's almost like they were made for eachother...
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BubbleBirdGaming Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Ah yes, because infertile people should never find love, and people who like the same gender should stop being BORN gay, yes, because they can control that, plus females and males MAKE gay people, do not forget that
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Kissasheep Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
One fine day with a woof and a purr
a baby was born and it caused a little stir
No blue buzzard, no three eyed frog,
just a feline-canine little CatDog

CatDog, Catdog, alone in the world was a little CatDog

A lunatic dog and a frustrated cat
opposite this and opposite that
Internal struggle for two-in-one brothers
Scratchin' and bitin' and lovin' each other

CatDog, Catdog, nothin' in the world like a little CatDog
CatDog (CatDog) Catdog (CatDog) nothin' in the world like a little CatDog

Guitar solo
Harmonica Solo

Over the river and through the muck
Hot on the trail of the garbage truck
Friends to the end through good and bad weather
But life is complicated when you're always together!

CatDog, Catdog, nothin' in the world like a little CatDog

Out on the road or back in town
all kinds of critters puttin' CatDog down
Gotta rise above it, gotta try to get along
Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song

CatDog, Catdog, alone in the world was a little CatDog

CatDog, Catdog, alone in the world was a little CatDog

CatDog (CatDog) Catdog (CatDog) alone in the world was a little CatDog


source: www.lyricsondemand.com/tvtheme…
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dogboyzz Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2017
ah yes, a circle with an arrow coming out of it and another circle but with a cross coming out of it totally equals baby.....
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NoItsBecky127 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2017
So infertile people aren't made for anyone? Even straight ones?

Damn. You learn something new every day.
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Fuck-Undertale Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2017  Student General Artist
Good thing I'm gay. I can't stand children.
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NinjaGremlinMaccy Featured By Owner Edited Dec 31, 2016  Student Digital Artist
And you can't ignore the fact that NOT every couple wants children, whether they are gay or straight. Also did you know that not all heterosexual couples can have children due do being infertile?

Oh and if a gay couple wants a child then they can adopt or artificial insemination is also an option.
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TheAdorkableNerd Featured By Owner Edited Dec 19, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Then why did God create infertility? Why did God create those with a disposition against having children? Why did God create homosexuals? I mean, you claim to be an Atheist, but the use of the word 'made' implies some kind of intelligent design, right?
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AhsokaTano1611 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Do you not like homosexuals? I do NOT mean to start an argument, I just want to know on ur opinion.
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TheAdorkableNerd Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nah, I do bro, I am a homosexual myself, ya feel? I was trying to provide a counter-argument that if being gay is supposedly ''against nature'', then why do gay people exist?
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AhsokaTano1611 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Oh right
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MyNameIsMystic Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ummm... God didn't create homosexual but you can think whatever you want.
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TheAdorkableNerd Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
[citation needed]
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MyNameIsMystic Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why you need that though?
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:icontheadorkablenerd:
TheAdorkableNerd Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You can't just counter my claim without evidence. Not how it works, papi.No, I disagree! 
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MyNameIsMystic Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh that's true. Shit.
Make me wanna grab me my ice cream and cry because I rather not tell. 
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TheAdorkableNerd Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Alright then, I'll believe what I believe and you'll believe what you believe- and that's that.Hi! 
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MyNameIsMystic Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Didn't I say that?
You know what? Just get out of my notification and let me ice cream. 
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Kissasheep Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
I'm bisexual so idgac
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Terraptor Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
What about infertile straight couples?
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:iconpastel-vagina:
Pastel-Vagina Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2016
Did you know we are going to have a food shortage by 2050 because of fucking babies ?
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tultsi93 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
There's also heteros who can't or don't want to have kids.
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Kissasheep Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
That's called being asexual
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TheAdorkableNerd Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
There's a difference between being asexual and not wanting kids. For instance, I, a lesbian, do not want kids. However, I am not asexual, as I am sexually attracted to women. However, my friend, is asexual, as she simply has no sexual desire for anyone, regardless of gender, you feel?
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