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Love needs gender by I-Take-It-Back Love needs gender by I-Take-It-Back
When it comes to romance.

Love needs gender for me, if you have a penis I wonít be able to love you that way or fall in love with you that way.
Iím the one who is not going to fall for the fake opposite sex. By fake opposite sex I mean those to get change and like to identify as the opposite sex (females). I find it stupid, and I donít see them with their new faked sex, and will never consider them as the new sex they just artificially faked. In my eyes you are still male, once you are perfectly born with a penis and have the body of man and all stuff normally, you are not female and I will never be able to see you or love you that way. So sex changers and transgenderís I can never fall for you or think you are sexy for me or let you capture my heart. Because I prefer and attracted to real girls with real vaginas. Cutting of your penis and getting a fake vagina and boobs will not work for me.




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piefrick Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2017  Professional General Artist
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
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yehudihasidi Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2017  New Deviant Professional Digital Artist
Hosea 13:16 - Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Dissonant-Wasteland Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
What the actual FUCK is wrong with you? :stare:
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yehudihasidi Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2017  New Deviant Professional Digital Artist
I'm a haredi. I am a fearer of G-d. 
fuck your atheism.
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Dissonant-Wasteland Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
I don't care. :)
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yehudihasidi Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2017  New Deviant Professional Digital Artist
gay
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piefrick Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017  Professional General Artist
ewww what the fuck yuck
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rusticc Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
what a loving, forgiving god
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yehudihasidi Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2017  New Deviant Professional Digital Artist
Indeed!
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GUNSANDSHlPS Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2017  Student Filmographer
sexy minion yaoi
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PanPeinappel Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

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yehudihasidi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017  New Deviant Professional Digital Artist
to all the sjws spamming:
hang yourself.
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starli-i Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
    why do i feel as though your god wouldn't be very proud
    of you for telling people to kill themselves?
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yehudihasidi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017  New Deviant Professional Digital Artist
Hosea 13:16 - Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
An effective way to destroy the pagans, is making them become depressed and sad.
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starli-i Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
    tbh that's a very shitty thing to believe in, have fun with that.
    if you can't see that your religion should change over time,
    and that it was written by mortal men with their own prejudices,
    then i feel very sorry for you too. i have no problem with people
    who want to follow a religion, but if their religion makes them
    treat other people like shit, then i want nothing to do with it cause
    that's really gross. if religion makes you happy, whatever, but 
    you have 0 right to use it as an excuse to be cruel or hurt other people.
    i want nothing else to do with you.
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TomTheAsshat Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
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TheLunarPanda Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2017  Student General Artist
same
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TomTheAsshat Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
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TheLunarPanda Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2017  Student General Artist
aw he's cute
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TomTheAsshat Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
yeeeee
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1-800-YOU-WISH Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
same gender relationships still count though fam
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TomTheAsshat Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
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ChocolateCherity1245 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no!  doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell,  a
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rusticc Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So they're finally here, performing for you 
If you know the words, you can join in too 
Put your hands together if you want to clap 
As we take you through this fun-ky rap!  HUH! 
  
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
  
* He's the leader of the bunch.  You know him well. 
He's finally back to kick some tail! 
[Break: 2 Measures, Monkey Yells](1) 
His coconut gun can fire in spurts 
If he shoots ya, [Monkey Yell] it's gonna hurt! (2) 
He's bigger!  faster!  and stronger too! 
He's the first member of the DK crew! 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong!  HEY! 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong is here! 

[Break: 1 Measure] 
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes! 
She shrinks in size to suit her mood! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be 
She floats in air and climbs up trees! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
If you choose her, you won't choose wrong 
With a skip and a hop, she's ONE COOL KONG! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
[Break: 4 Measures] 
  
He has no style, he has no grace 
This Kong...has a funny face 
He can handstand when he wants to 
And stretch his arms out just for you! 
[Break: 1 Measure] 
In-flate himself just like a balloon 
This cra-zy Kong just digs this tune!  HEY! 
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong! 
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong is here! 

[Break: 2 Measures] 
He's back again, and about time, too 
And this time, he's in the mood! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
He can fly real high 
with his jetpack on... 
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! 
He can make you smile when you hear his tune... 
[Break: 1 Measure] 
But, Kremlings beware 
'cause he's out after you! 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
(fading) 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
D. K.... 
  
Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you! 
It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew! 
This Kong's...so strong, it isn't funny! 
Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease 
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze 
He may move slow; he can't jump high 
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!  Hehehe... 

[Break: 2 Measures] 
Come on Cranky! 
Take it to the stage! 
  
** Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells! 
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells! 
** REPEAT 
Oh, yeah! 
  
[Break: 4 Measures] 
  
* REPEAT (and fading)
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:iconyehudihasidi:
yehudihasidi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017  New Deviant Professional Digital Artist
hang yourself little thing
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:iconpanpeinappel:
PanPeinappel Featured By Owner Edited Mar 22, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
He-he-here we go 
So they're finally here 
Performing for you 
If you know the spurts you can join in too 
Put your hands together 
If you wanna clap 
His coconut gun 
Can fire in spurts 
HUH! 

CG! 
Coconut gun! 

He's the leader of the bunch 
You know his coconut gun is finally back 
To fire in spurts 
His coconut gun 
Can fire in spurts 
If he shoots ya 
It's firing in spurts 
His coconut gun 
Is bigger, faster, stronger too 
He's the gun member of the coconut crew 
HUH! 

CG! 
Coconut gun! 
CG! 
Co-coconut gun! 

His coconut gun's got style 
So listen up dudes 
She can shrink in size 
With her coconut gun 
She's quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble 
She's got style 
And a coconut gun 
With a coconut gun 
She's one cool gun 
HUH! 

DDDD! 
Donkey donkey donkey donkey! 

He has no style 
He has a coconut gun 
Th-th-th-th-this kong has a coconut gun 
He can fire in spurts 
When he needs to 
And stretch his arms out to fire his coconut gun 
Inflate his balloon 
Just like a balloon 
Th-th-th-this crazy kong has an inflatable coconut gun 
HUH! 

CG! 
Coconut gun! 
CG! 
Co-coconut gun! 

(Yoouuuu!!!) 
Soulja boy tell 'em 
Aye I got this new dance fo' y'all called the Soulja Boy 
You gotta punch then crank back 3 times from left to right 
(aaaaahh) 

W-w-w-walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells 
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut guns, ah yeah! 
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells 
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut guns, ah yeah! 
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells 
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut guns, aAA-
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rusticc Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nah
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:icongunsandshlps:
GUNSANDSHlPS Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2017  Student Filmographer
me too im a lesbian i only like chicks nya
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:iconstarli-i:
starli-i Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
    i feel bad for you (and the people who faved this) Sad 
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:iconyehudihasidi:
yehudihasidi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017  New Deviant Professional Digital Artist
why
for being jewish?
for being normal?
why
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:iconstarli-i:
starli-i Featured By Owner Edited Mar 21, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
    "normal" yikes
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:iconcannah:
Cannah Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2017  Student General Artist
ahahahahaha no
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:iconlunarlemming:
LunarLemming Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
lol no
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:iconpawcube:
pawcube Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2017
Hey!
We're number one
Hey!
We're number one
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
No, don't touch that!
We're number one
Hey!
We're number one
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I have found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it on him, not me!
Uh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
You slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?
We're number one
Hey!
We're number one
We're number one
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:iconpegasvs:
pegasvs Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2017
A good and pure copypasta :iconrobbierottenplz:
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:iconsweetpastelstars:
SweetPastelStars Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2017  Student Digital Artist
So much trigger in the comments. XD
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:iconkissasheep:
Kissasheep Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
But I'm a girl
I want to be both male and female
So I can be bisexual
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:iconimtrashok:
ImTrashOK Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think wanting to be both male & female is described as being bigender, actually. I dunno if I'm misunderstanding your comment or not?
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:iconkissasheep:
Kissasheep Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
K
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:iconspiderfingers15:
SpiderFingers15 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah I'm pansexual cuz I don't see gender when I'm sexually attracted,but I'm heteroromantic cuz I'd rather have a love relationship with a guy
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:iconklnkshame:
klnkshame Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016  Student Digital Artist
gay
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:iconskepticalcynical:
SkepticalCynical Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2016
Note that you used the word "I" throughout the whole description.
So, technically, it's not an anti-trans stamp (not sure if that's what you meant it to be or not), but a stamp that just shows your view and how you feel about what happens to you alone.
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YourGayness Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Student General Artist
I don't think we give a shit if you can't fall in love with us ahahaha. Honestly we're all better off without you and I'm glad you can fall in love with us "sex changers and transgender's" because we'd honestly never be in love with an asshole like you. Why bother? 
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:iconrue-lion:
rue-lion Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
oh you again
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:iconyourgayness:
YourGayness Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2016  Student General Artist
Yup it's me again. Here to spread my "tumblr bullshit" as your say, ahaha.
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:iconbekindmythcraft:
bekindmythcraft Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2016  Student Digital Artist
For me, this persons needs a brain so he can think before posting
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:iconrosiequartz:
RosieQuartz Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016  Student Digital Artist
such a shame you'd love someone based on their gender/sexuality other than their personality/affection towards you
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:iconrlstne:
rlstne Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2017  New Deviant
why would you love someone just because they're nice and they like you?
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:iconrosiequartz:
RosieQuartz Featured By Owner Edited Mar 13, 2017  Student Digital Artist
maybe bc you're nice and like them back?? lmao
"hey,,, i rlly like u and think we have a lot in common but i can't date u bc u have a dick,,,,,,sorry : ("
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